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whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

buttpilgrim:

Time to clean up all this 420 talk from my dashimage

streetlightarson:

ANDY WARHOL

keithlapinig:

completelyfrozen:

If you look closely at this picture of Beauty and the Beast, you can see snow on the ground.

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If you look closely at this picture of Frozen, you can see snow on the ground.

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Hmmm.

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This must mean that Belle is Elsa and Anna’s second cousin twice removed and that the Beast is one of Hans 12 brothers and that Gaston and Olaf are twins. 

Dang Disney. You really outdid yourself with this one. Well played. 

This is the only fan theory I will support and reblog.

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great